FJ Girls Extra

Paris Hilton caught weaving! Now this has had us scratching our heads especially as the police were involved, so we went straight to dictionary.com to get a definition of what “weaving” is.

Weaving:

Now using this definition this means Paris Hilton who is Miss Designer Label bar none, has either started making her own clothes? or she has entered the basket weaving industry??. She is full of surprises but we  just can’t see this at all, so how about dictionary defintion No2 for weaving is:

to move or proceed in a winding course or from side to side: dancers weaving in time to the music.   This could be a possibility but why were the police involved? Probably not the right sort of weaving either so how about definition No3:

to direct or move along in a winding or zigzag course; move from side to side, esp. to avoid obstructions: to weave one’s way through traffic.

Now this sounds a bit more like it, will the headline below bear this out:

Paris Hilton photo by carhilmac

Hilton picked up by police for ‘weaving‘
Metro, UK 
Paris Hilton has escaped another driving hiccup after police picked up the heiress ‘weaving‘ about the roads …

We can’t quite make out what is going on here, it’s one of those classic mystery shots you bump into,  but it looks like its Britney Spears trying out some advanced clothes buying techniques. Thing is it doesn’t look like a shoe/boot store nor a clothes store either, looks more like a pet store, so maybe she’s trying out a new dance routine and getting some verdicts from the local pet population?!

Britney Spears photo by BewareBlonde