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What about Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson? We hope you are sitting down whilst reading this but by all accounts Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson are dating and getting along incredibly well. We are lost for words here and stunned into silence…….the only words that can be muttered are “StoneMe”! Supporting headline below just in case you think we are making this up!

Pamela Anderson enormous photo by theanonym

Michael Jackson & Pamela Anderson Dating?
Entertainmentwise, UK 
Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson have shocked the world by going on a date at the Shutters Hotel in Malibu Beach. Wacko Jacko and the Baywatch babe were …

Now we have to admit we had to read this headline twice. Jessica Simpson has a lot of good qualities and redeeming features, and plenty of these she could broadcast to the world no problem, but to broadcast the fact that you have wind problems, and in front of a crowd in mid concert does take some doing we have to say. But she is proud of her sweet smelling gas and the motto of this story is if your wind is sweet ……BE PROUD! further details below:

Jessica Simpson absolutely enormous photo by theanonym

Jessica Simpson’s rosy gas
Jessica Simpson says she has a wind problem, but her gas smells like “roses”. The singer – who will be releasing her debut country album ‘Do You Know’ later this year – told stunned fans at her concert in Ontario, Canada, that she has a unique digestive system. Source Boston.com

Apparently a poll has been conducted by UK retailer Superdrug amongst its shoppers to find out who is happening in the ropey  skin department amongst female celebrities. After extensive in depth analysis of the results, Amy Winehouse won convincingly with Victoria Beckham having to settle for second place.

Amy Winehouse photo by kristinkristin529

Further details below:

Winehouse Tops Bad Skin Poll – MTV UK
The poll, carried out by Superdrug amongst its shoppers, saw the troubled singer fend off Victoria Beckham, who had to settle for number two in the ropey skin stakes

Whats this all about then?  Has she got a new designer label underwear modelling contract and she is getting photographed wearing some saucy numbers……Nope! Is she actually branching out into photographing men and women in underwear…….Nope! So if she is not being photographed in underwear and is not taking photos of people in underwear what on earth is this headline all about then? ………….the crossed legs in the photo may give a clue…………….check out below:

Nicole Scherzinger photo by imgoingreen

Nicole Scherzinger’s underwear scare
Nicole Scherzinger is worried paparazzi might take photographs of her underwear. The Pussycat Dolls star admits she and her bandmates are all so “scared” a photographer might aim a camera under their dresses when they go out they are always on their guard. Source Boston.com

Here’s a bizarre headline, we really have heard it all now. Paris Hilton, the celebrity media darling, that knows how to put rings around the media, how to get media attention at the flick of a switch, how to get herself in the headlines with very little effort, who has the paparazzi chasing her morning noon and night, makes sure she gets every red carpet invite for even more exposure, has friends in all the right places…………. has been accussed of not creating enough hype?!!

Apparently she’s being fined for it as well. Unbelievable!

Paris Hilton photo by nikbstar

Publicity Paris sued for her lack of hype
You couldn’t make it up! Fame obsessed Paris Hilton is now being sued for £40,000 for not creating enough hype and publicity about herself. Source Metro.co.uk

You’re at home, there’s nothing on TV……and you think……lets stick on a bit of Cher, and while we are at it, lets crank it to the max so that the walls vibrate, and the floor boards are a shakin. The neighbours won’t mind……. everybody loves Cher……..??. Or do they?

Cher photo by cherboy22

Cher superfan has stereo destroyed – Telegraph.co.uk
A Cher fan who drove his neighbours mad by playing her songs at full blast has had his stereo and CD collection destroyed by council chiefs.

Amy Winehouse is setting new fashion standards and her style is now so popular it is spreading into the canine world and a website called pollthepeople.com is specialising in dog makeovers imitating top stars. Dogs with beehives? What ever next! Read on………

Amy Winehouse photo by evilcar

Amy Winehouse has really gone to the dogs
Not only has she been dogged by bad publicity in the last few months but now Amy Winehouse really has gone to the dogs. Source Metro.co.uk

Now Jessica Biel has been voted No2 sexiest woman in the world at FHM, she is a stunner and she is currently romantically involved with Justin Timberlake.

We’ve all been there, somebody goes through a lot of trouble to cook you a meal, in this case Jessica Biel, you start eating the meal, she has to pop out for a couple of minutes, the meal really is truly awful, you see she has a pet Pit Bull Terrier called Tina, she looks hungry, the window of opportunity is there briefly, you feed it to the dog…………problem solved? Not exactly! Read on……

Jessica Biel and Pit Bull Terrier Tina photo by hotmommagossip

Bad cook Jessica Biel
MyParkMag, UK
Jessica Biel made her dog sick when she tried to cook for boyfriend Justin Timberlake. The ‘I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry’ star – who has been dating …

Paris Hilton caught weaving! Now this has had us scratching our heads especially as the police were involved, so we went straight to dictionary.com to get a definition of what “weaving” is.

Weaving:

Now using this definition this means Paris Hilton who is Miss Designer Label bar none, has either started making her own clothes? or she has entered the basket weaving industry??. She is full of surprises but we  just can’t see this at all, so how about dictionary defintion No2 for weaving is:

to move or proceed in a winding course or from side to side: dancers weaving in time to the music.   This could be a possibility but why were the police involved? Probably not the right sort of weaving either so how about definition No3:

to direct or move along in a winding or zigzag course; move from side to side, esp. to avoid obstructions: to weave one’s way through traffic.

Now this sounds a bit more like it, will the headline below bear this out:

Paris Hilton photo by carhilmac

Hilton picked up by police for ‘weaving‘
Metro, UK 
Paris Hilton has escaped another driving hiccup after police picked up the heiress ‘weaving‘ about the roads …

Lucy Liu joins the ever increasing collection of totally confusing female celebrity headlines. Kung Fu Panda if you haven’t heard of it is a cartoon animation featuring you’ve guessed it……..Pandas……….doing yes you’re right again………………..Kung Fu. Angelina Jolie amongst many other stars are on the line up for this film but as voice overs as this is a cartoon animation. Now Lucy Liu has had a spot of bother as she has got confused over her Kung Fu Panda lines. By the way the Lucy Liu flame thrower photo has nothing to do with Kung Fu Panda. See headline below to possibly shed some more light on the subject?

Liu says `Kung Fu Panda’ is an improv adventure
Lucy Liu had some trouble learning her lines for the hit summer animated film “Kung Fu Panda.” But that wasn’t her fault — a lot of the time, she said, there weren’t any lines to learn., Source Boston.com